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Baseball looking after voting rights, so cats looking after baseball:pic.twitter.com/isbSKLyKDS
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 3, 2021
Just a little reminder today. Dead people – don’t come back to life.
— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) April 4, 2021
But one did.
Happy Easter!
Postman ‘One Letter’ Pat.#AddOneLetterRuinAMovie
— Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman) April 3, 2021
The traditional way to pace yourself whilst eating Easter eggs:
— Dave (@davechannel) April 4, 2021
1. Eat as much chocolate as humanly possible first thing in the day
2. Oh no
3. Eat more chocolate
4. Oh no
TRYING TO SELL SMOOTHIES AT EASTER
— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 4, 2021
You: "Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate."
Us: "…how about some fruit?"
You: "Chocolate."
Us: "It's very tasty fruit."
You: "Chocolate."
Us: "You can drink it."
You: "Chocolate."
Us: "Are you even listening?"
You: "Chocolate."
Wishing you all a very happy Easter x pic.twitter.com/K5BbG5WuGY
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 4, 2021
Alleluia / Hallelujah / Happy Easter!
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) April 4, 2021
*spell it how you like, live and let live
The Sunrise Service would be more authentic if it was attended only by women who would later return to tell the men about it.
— Anon Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) April 4, 2021
Fuck sake. First night drinking in nearly 8 weeks and i’m in my kitchen with a whisky, cutting up creme eggs, taking out the creme and trying to make a massive Easter egg from it 🤣
— Hargi (@hargi_) February 23, 2020
Tbf, it’s always been a dream of mine 🤤 pic.twitter.com/RdyisvzAW8
Only open to Cambridge and Oxford and led by a loud cox – #boatrace2021 really is a lot like government
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 4, 2021
I don’t claim to be a scientist but why don’t they simply put the vaccine in a delicious Lindt Lindor ball
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) April 4, 2021
when I was a child I genuinely feared picking up the landline when it rang in case it was Chris Tarrant ringing for phone a friend, despite the fact I was a) a child and b) didn’t know anyone going on who wants to be a millionaire
— Rhiannon M-S (@rhiannonm_s) April 2, 2021
‘The name’s Hastings, I’m the epitome of an old battle.’ #LineOfDuty
— Wendy Beech-Ward 🇺🇦 (@wendybeechward) April 4, 2021
BBC mention incident in which the BBC was involved. #LineOfDuty -Cliff Richard pic.twitter.com/ZEhOUOo0ak
— Andy (@andy_eastfield) April 4, 2021
Don’t forget John included in his resurrection account that he runs faster than Peter… twice.
— Kelly Wolfe 🪴 (@kellykwolfe) April 4, 2021
Line of Duty would be infinitely better if every time someone said line of duty they looked down the camera and winked.
— Matthew Highton (@MattHighton) April 4, 2021
Oxford may have lost the race but they still have the vaccine, Lyra, and commas. #boatrace2021
— Rosie Jones (@josierones) April 4, 2021
From another time… @springharvest pic.twitter.com/920WoMaINy
— Derek the Cleric (@derek_thecleric) April 5, 2021
I gave up using Microsoft spreadsheets for 40 days. It was Excellent.
— cluedont (@cluedont) April 4, 2021
“There's only one thing I'm interested in and that is catching Kent boppers” pic.twitter.com/tHCRrVKEtK
— Zorro P Freely⌚️ (@banalyst) April 5, 2021
They had these wrist bands at my son’s church and if this isn’t a good idea I don’t know what is. Except: Please let’s keeping using these after COVID!! pic.twitter.com/gnht5LH0Nr
— Birdie 🇺🇦 🌻 (@TheSassyBirdie) April 4, 2021
I've eaten my own body weight in chocolate, which was really hard to do as it kept going up the more chocolate I ate.
— cluedont (@cluedont) April 5, 2021
#LineOfDuty was so far fetched tonight.
— 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 (@pearlylondon) April 4, 2021
Steve Arnott opening a packet of paracetamol and not getting the leaflet end, as if!
Tonight, across the country, countless individuals will once again sit bolt upright in bed in the middle of the night exclaiming "FUCK! THE BINS!"
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 5, 2021
“The name’s Hastings ma’am, I’m the epitome of an old battle"#LineofDuty6 pic.twitter.com/PW8jd9RmqB
— Dr Krish Kandiah OBE (@krishk) April 4, 2021
Mum: “You’re all over the Telegraph. SUCH a lot to keep up with. But what actually IS a national treasure?”
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) April 5, 2021
I mumble an explanation.
“And is that meant to be you?”
Big thanks to Boris Johnson and the Tories for building a giant blue screen for their new briefing room, meaning it takes seconds to put anything behind them. For example Vigo the Carpathian. pic.twitter.com/WS1fr3S390
— Matthew Highton (@MattHighton) April 5, 2021
I thought this very beautiful. pic.twitter.com/aTwiNUSTNX
— Ingrid Guthrie (@IngGuthrie) April 4, 2021
Did they ever do a Simpsons episode where Mo found out who’d been doing the prank calls? If not I want to pitch it.
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) April 5, 2021
Why✈️when✈️we’re✈️still✈️in✈️the✈️middle✈️of✈️global✈️pandemic✈️would✈️anyone✈️want✈️to✈️go✈️on✈️a✈️foreign holiday✈️next✈️month https://t.co/WxW6UC4Eh1
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) April 5, 2021
FUN FACT! It's not a staycation if you are not STAYING at home. If you VACATE your house it's a vacation. No we will not shut up.
— Dave (@davechannel) April 6, 2021
Just because… pic.twitter.com/GvXGuwhFNl
— Simon McCoy (@SimonMcCoyTV) April 5, 2021
omg went for a walk and saw this man taking a picture of all his dogs and i almost cried pic.twitter.com/2iqdUdY8Ph
— taylor (@tayforpay) April 4, 2021
April is one of two months that begins with an A (in English).
— Underwhelming Facts (@QuiteWhelming) April 6, 2021
Spent the last 15 minutes watching adorable videos of my daughter whilst ignoring my actual daughter who is downstairs.
— Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی (@ShappiKhorsandi) April 6, 2021
Leeds student builds bin bag dispenser to tackle Hyde Park litter – BBC News https://t.co/WaP6MdVr1l pic.twitter.com/kO2bSAlJVN
— Jim Hawkins (he/him) 🧡 (@jimallthetime) April 6, 2021
I thought this just had to be an April Fool. But seemingly it’s actually a real published song. If this is true, it’s made my weekend. pic.twitter.com/LyLeZhRxNN
— Rev’d Professor Maggi Dawn, Ph.D (@maggidawn) April 2, 2021
My 2yo asked Google for 10 Green Bottles and it played @jayforeman's version with the missing scary verse 😅😅 https://t.co/lN5pEQPJx5
— Sophie Cleverly (@Hapfairy) April 5, 2021
Difficult not to think about climate change whilst sat here with sunburn and wondering where I put the sledge
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 6, 2021
If you're feeling a bit BLEURGH, a nice, lil thing my bff/soul mate @bronactitley suggested was writing out your own 'personal road map' alongside the govt ones. Maybe a picnic with pals? Beer in pub? Live gig? Pedicure? Meal out? Tattoo? Haircut? Cinema? Affair with a stranger?
— Aisling Bea (@WeeMissBea) April 6, 2021
Did… did Colin owe them money?? https://t.co/OqWkW75vtl
— Brona C Titley (@bronactitley) April 6, 2021
Thanks to everyone in the comments – obviously I KNOW that the real reason he has to wear this is so he doesn’t pull out his stitches https://t.co/z3Z2kvx0hV
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) April 6, 2021
Put on some weight during lockdown? Who cares! You’ve just lived through a historical event that will be discussed for centuries to come so give yourself a break.
— Dave (@davechannel) April 7, 2021
I just got kicked out of flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet .
— Al Snow (@TheRealAlSnow) April 5, 2021
The Keir Starmer / Jesus House thing feels a bit off to me. JH doesn't do gay conversion therapy (although that has been inferred); it holds a line which a lot of conservative churches, Catholic churches – and to be honest – middle of the road churches hold on human sexuality.
— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) April 7, 2021
So why the uproar? I'm not defending anyone or their theology here. I'm just asking, what's this really about? You have to ask: would this have been an issue if Sir Keir had gone to Mass in a white Catholic church? Or attended a foodbank at a white conservative evangelical one?
— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) April 7, 2021
Then, the feeling would be that these are just 'traditional churches' who liberals wish would modernise. But as soon as it's a black-majority church, a whole bunch of other preconceptions seem to creep in, and these people must be sinisterly 'praying the gay away'? This isn't ok.
— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) April 7, 2021
Date: Let's exchange numbers
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) April 7, 2021
Me: Won't that confuse people who try to call us?
So have all the vaccine researchers added ‘Grown Ups really like stickers’ to their list of findings?
— Sarah Todd Taylor🕵️♀️ (@scraphamster) April 7, 2021
When it turns out it wasn’t a fart… (picture by @StefanRousseau) pic.twitter.com/s9JNdUrPjr
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 7, 2021
pyramid mcdonald's (date unknown)
— nonstandard mcdonald's (@nonstandardmcd) April 7, 2021
ibis chur hotel, chur, switzerland
active pic.twitter.com/Hw0YSiwCBm
We could listen to Sandi tell celebrity anecdotes all day. pic.twitter.com/7oq0zijxyC
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 7, 2021
A 2019 study found that people drive more carefully if they have a pavlova in the car than their own child.
— No Such Thing As A Fish (@nosuchthing) April 8, 2021
WTF, I’ve just discovered this on me iron!!! 🤯🤯 pic.twitter.com/Sf90WEEnJT
— Jordan North (@jordannorth1) April 8, 2021
Honestly every year tiger roll trends and every year I am disappointed realising it’s about a horse and not the bread 😔
— Aisling ✨ (@ismiseais) April 8, 2021
Iceland grows 2 tons of bananas a year.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 7, 2021
The most amazing thing about Finding Dory is how they managed to put a receding hairline on a fish pic.twitter.com/Yz0W4M57oN
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) June 14, 2017
Churches: Everyone is welcome.
— Anon Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) April 6, 2021
Also Churches: pic.twitter.com/InkUeeSL67
"I would rather regret not having kids than have kids and regret it." https://t.co/iN3NhkbtTw
— HelloGiggles (@hellogiggles) April 7, 2021
My daughter just asked why we say "hang up" the phone and now I feel 90.
— Jason English (@EnglishJason) June 2, 2015
Some personal news. Am thrilled to announce that today I kept pace with the Lidl checkout lady. There was no lag, none at all, between her swiping and my packing. So humbled to achieve this, and I have many people to thank
— Sophie Coulombeau (@SMCoulombeau) April 8, 2021
Seriously thought I had appendicitis, then realized : I’m wearing pants with a waistband.
— Reese Witherspoon (@ReeseW) April 9, 2021
Practice what you post.
— Lecrae (@lecrae) April 9, 2021
Porktrait https://t.co/1nu5j3EA2x pic.twitter.com/V2SBAelTfa
— Moose Allain (2024 edition) Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) August 31, 2020
It is with deep sorrow that Her Majesty The Queen has announced the death of her beloved husband, His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.
— The Royal Family (@RoyalFamily) April 9, 2021
His Royal Highness passed away peacefully this morning at Windsor Castle. pic.twitter.com/XOIDQqlFPn
Time to put on dark suit and black tie. But not enough time to brush his hair. So tedious. pic.twitter.com/oiKPELZNJh
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) April 9, 2021
A marvellous – unexpected- tribute to the Duke of Edinburgh https://t.co/G20wvOBGtl
— Simon McCoy (@SimonMcCoyTV) April 9, 2021
I love this quote from Prince Philip, who had a clear sense of the sometimes ridiculousness of his position.
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) April 9, 2021
“A lot of time and energy has been spent on arranging for you to listen to me to take a long time to declare open a building which everyone knows is open already”.
Remember learning that Prince Philip lived by the rule “never leave a place where you can go to the toilet without going to the toilet” and it’s a genuinely solid piece of advice that I’ve lived by since, and think of him every time I do so. I’m not even joking. So RIP for that.
— Joel Morris (@gralefrit) April 9, 2021
Today our Queen is simply a woman who has lost her beloved husband of 70 years.
— Rachel Gardner (@RachelGardnerRA) April 9, 2021
I can’t begin to imagine that kind of grief.
May she know the gentle comfort and deep peace of God today. #PrincePhilip pic.twitter.com/0K7elSZ6bF
Prince Philip, during a visit to Canada in 1969: “I declare this thing open, whatever it is."
— Jim Pickard 🐋 (@PickardJE) April 9, 2021
A convoy of Black Cabs line the centre of The Mall to pay their respects to HRH Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.@RoyalFamily pic.twitter.com/nGoqxO5qxX
— London Taxi Radio (@LondonTaxiRadio) April 9, 2021
The statement President Barack Obama has written about Prince Philip on Facebook is rather beautiful. pic.twitter.com/fQqHSW9w3x
— Grant Tucker (@GrantTucker) April 9, 2021
I was proud to have photographed the Duke of Edinburgh on his final individual public engagement, at the Captain General's Parade at Buckingham Palace, in August 2017. His death at the age of 99 – making him the longest-serving consort in British history – was announced today. pic.twitter.com/yojSNy1xP5
— Yui Mok (@YuiMok) April 9, 2021
Learned that BBC News TV has a black news ident for days like today. pic.twitter.com/KTOMjVNMDv
— ianVisits (@ianvisits) April 9, 2021
“He has, quite simply, been my strength and stay all these years, and I, and his whole family, and this and many other countries, owe him a debt greater than he would ever claim, or we shall ever know.”
— The Royal Family (@RoyalFamily) April 10, 2021
-Her Majesty The Queen, 1997. pic.twitter.com/wbSldSavNA
That’s rather lovely @standardnews pic.twitter.com/L9bnlvHqzw
— Jonny Geller (@JonnyGeller) April 9, 2021
My cartoon Saturday @TheTimes is more about the Queen, really. #The Queen #PrincePhilip pic.twitter.com/ltOZU1X40K
— Peter Brookes (@BrookesTimes) April 10, 2021
That’s rather lovely @standardnews pic.twitter.com/L9bnlvHqzw
— Jonny Geller (@JonnyGeller) April 9, 2021
A story about Prince Philip, who died today at 99. The weekend of the Kennedy assassination, he flew to Washington for the funeral. At the White House on Sunday, Nov. 24, 1963, Jacqueline Kennedy was looking for John Jr. and opened the door to his playroom. There she found (more)
— West Wing Report (@WestWingReport) April 9, 2021
Contented married people, intent on loving and keeping promises, won’t miss the metaphor of this image and it’s spiritual meaning. #PrincePhillip #marriage #oneflesh #together #forever pic.twitter.com/47JPtghL8R
— Brian More (@brianmore59) April 10, 2021
ITV introducing an interview with Theresa May commenting on Prince Philip.
— Jono Read (@jonoread) April 9, 2021
"She also has a husband called Philip"
If only all the people who "don't care" about the Duke of Edinburgh's death didn't care enough not to tweet.
— robert shrimsley (@robertshrimsley) April 10, 2021
We all miss Prince Philip and his wonderful anecdotes. pic.twitter.com/43GmSKgDke
— Antonello Guerrera (@antoguerrera) April 10, 2021
In all honesty what a weird time to shout about being an anti monarchist. It’s like finding out your friend’s dog died and then telling them you’re more of a cat person.
— Jake Lambert (@jakelambertcom) April 9, 2021
If anyone asks you to explain Britain, show them this https://t.co/S9e001OUAl
— Carole Cadwalladr (@carolecadwalla) April 9, 2021
BBC Parliament had a particularly surreal transition, going from talking about how people haven't been able to mourn the loss of loved ones properly (from Covid) to a smash cut of Phillip's face. pic.twitter.com/OfDc2nC3QW
— Richard Smith (@richardavsmith) April 9, 2021
Meanwhile, CBBC had a villain whose escape plan seemed to involve a breaking news banner… pic.twitter.com/w8rupXGtoi
— Richard Smith (@richardavsmith) April 9, 2021
FYI: BBC News followed the official protocol for announcing the death of a senior Royal Family member, including the wording.
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) April 9, 2021
*Grey BBC Report card*
"You're watching BBC News from London."
[Statement from Buckingham Palace]
Fade to black before playing God Save The Queen. https://t.co/8xBO9jgPdx
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